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ellis, 16, dude, current unfunny and unpopular fat kid, professional asshole and huge disappointment

steam: ✿kawaii bunchie✿

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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Posted 8 hours ago // 2,692 notes // (via plbadwater , org. starllex )
tagged :  #me as hell 

i think comically large dildos are the funniest shit in the world

Posted 9 hours ago // 0 notes

triax17:

bouncer: i’m sorry i can’t let you in

me: how about you have a little talk with my friend ;)

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Posted 11 hours ago // 1,207 notes // (via lumpybutt , org. triax17 )

(Source: pajamaben)

Posted 11 hours ago // 52,017 notes // (via weihd , org. pajamaben )

i will never be chris pratt and that makes me upset

Posted 12 hours ago // 10 notes

death-cab-for-kennedy since yeezy season is approaching, whats the right time to start harvesting my yeezy crop?

Posted 13 hours ago // 3 notes
residueofyou:

friendz

residueofyou:

friendz

Posted 16 hours ago // 5 notes // (via death-cab-for-kennedy , org. residueofyou )
tagged :  #me 
cosmo tip #887

expertcosmotips:

don’t even have sex you’re just gonna mess everything up anyway

Posted 20 hours ago // 2,016 notes // (via spysbaguette , org. expertcosmotips )

why do i keep staying up to 4 am im worthless

Posted 1 day ago // 1 note
blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

Posted 1 day ago // 15,405 notes // (via randallascot , org. blameaspartame )